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Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho's statue looks really, really bad

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As statue's go, we'd put this up there with Alan Shearers and Michael Jackson's... so bad!

As grumpy people go, we reckon Jose Mourinho may well be the grumpiest man in the world right now - yep even grumpier than Arsene Wenger.

Why? Well, the Chelsea manager took his team back to the club he left to join the Blues over a decade ago and it seems like Porto were ready to show him what he's been missing.

The Portuguese side were able to pick up all three points against a Chelsea team which had Branislav Ivanovic captaining them while trying to figure out how to win a tackle.

While he was back a Porto, we wonder if the Chelsea boss got the chance to have a look at the truly shocking statue of him (supposedly) in the club museum.

Yep, that is meant to be Jose Mourinho but we reckon it looks a little more like former Newcastle boss and current Crystal Palace silver fox, Alan Pardew.

One thing we can be sure of is that the statue is absolutely all sorts of terrible but still could have done a better job than Ivanovic in defence... 

Right? 

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