In case you were out or have been hiding under a rock for the past few hours, you may not have heard about Bayern Munich striker Robert Lewandowski and his incredible nine minutes.
What was so great about it, I hear you scoff? WELL, he came off the bench and scored...FIVE goals in just NINE minutes!
And his fifth and final goal was a spectacular sideways bicycle kick that left Bayern manager Pep Guardiola looking like this...
So, this is all great news for every Bayern Munich fan and basically everyone other than these three Premier League teams, who should have a long hard look at themselves in the mirror.
Why? Because the Polish international managed score more goals in nine minutes than this lot have managed in six games – that's 540 minutes!
Top Corner (@HITCtopcorner) September 23, 2015
What do you have to say for yourselves Liverpool, West Bromwich Albion and Newcastle United? We reckon fans will not be pleased about this really shocking statistic and there will be some serious shooting practice going on! Either way, well played Robert, well played...