He's got a great eye for a pass, and an even better eye for what sweater you should buy...
He bagged a brilliant brace in the 2-0 win over Newcastle on Monday night which left us, and most of the East End, absolutely purring!
We also found out something rather intriguing about him, that he is absolutely terrified of bubbles! Something which left us chuckling for a good hour or so.
Now you know that, we reckon you absolutely won't know this about him... he used to work in a clothes shop back when he was a youngster.
Yep, while playing for Nantes – where he was quickly heralded as a wonderkid - he worked in a shop to help earn some extra money while he was absolutely bossing it in the reserves.
We reckon Payet could end up being West Ham's kit man if they ever end up short. Or, if you're in desperate need of some style tips, Dimitri has got you covered and will make you look fabulous!