The 20-year-old has been playing with Liverpool fans' emotions over the past few months after rejecting numerous contract offers, as reported on by the BBC, and calling in 'sick' with some mysterious illness, as covered by the Guardian. Probably the very dangerous 'Manchesteranitus', heard it is very contagious!
With his petulance getting the better of him, Liverpool fans have taken the desperate decision to crack the forward up for sale on eBay for a whopping £50 million!
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The advert insists that Sterling is not interested in money and is well equipped with the right tools to socialise with his new team-mates.
With Sterling long been linked with a move across to Manchester City - with the Daily Mail among those to suggest a deal may yet be done - it might be time for Manuel Pellegrini to dust off his laptop, pick up Sterling and maybe grab a few completed Panini sticker albums from the mid 90s while he's at it.
Wonder if Liverpool will offer a 28-day return policy, or City might just have wasted their money.