The former Liverpool defender gave a few answers to followers and fans on Twitter.
John Arne Riise held another Q + A with followers and fans on Twitter on Saturday night, solving the problem of what to do when you're bored and waiting to get a haircut (yes, he was actually in the hairdressers).
And the answers he provided were, as usual, entertaining and informative - with hints of boisterous sarcasm.
On this occasion, the former Liverpool left-back, who had a rocket of a shot and a trademark celebration (shirt over head, bare-chested knee slide) to go with it, re-iterated his feelings of discontent towards former team-mate Craig Bellamy and confirmed he would never join Manchester United. He does, however, feel there's nothing to forgive in Michael Owen making the switch to Old Trafford.
One of his more interesting revelations, though, was that he wishes he could've played alongside Philippe Coutinho more than any other current Liverpool player. Who can blame him?
The Spaniard is currently out of favour at Anfield and the Norwegian poked fun at his Instagram popularity as opposed to his footballing ability.
Instagram I don't know. Football and table tennis yes https://t.co/YnxWPgKo7i— John Arne Riise (@JARiiseOfficial) July 4, 2015
@JARiiseOfficial Reckon your better than Enrique? At both Football and Instagram?— Jay O'Connor (@AnfieldMug) July 4, 2015