But it's not the one you're thinking of!
Nottingham Forest have managed to pull off the signing of the summer by snapping up Falcao! Nope, we're not kidding, the Championship outfit really have completed a deal for a goal-getting sensation of that name. Look, it’s on their official website and everything.
Alright, it might not actually be the former Manchester United loanee who lumped around at Old Trafford last season, but it is Brazilian futsal legend, Alessandro Rosa Vieira – also known as Falcao.
The 38-year-old, who has scored an astonishing 1271 goals in just 898 professional futsal games, is set to play for Forest during a tournament in Kuwait. Reds owner Fawaz Al Hasawi has got himself a team for the event and has ensured that he brings only the very best into his ranks.
We wouldn't be surprised if Dougie Freedman doesn't try and get him on the pitch at the City Ground as the Reds look to improve on last season’s 14th place finish.
It's okay Chelsea fans, you can relax now...