Amidst all the speculation that he's set to sign for French side PSG this summer, upon arriving at the El Prat airport in Barcelona, following a short break, Dani Alves was mobbed by journalists who were keen to ask him about his future.
At the question: "Are you in negotiations with another team?" - the Brazilian star grabbed hold of one of the microphones, offering his own unique and surreal response, captured by the cameras of Spanish broadcaster, Cuatro...
Recent reports have situated his agent and ex-wife, Dinora Santana, as being locked in talks with PSG, having also expressed considerable frustration that a new deal hasn't yet been forthcoming from Barcelona.
In England, according outlets such as the Daily Mail, there's no shortage of clubs with the desire to add him to their ranks. In the Premier League, Liverpool and Manchester United are amongst the strongest linked, particularly with Red Devils boss Louis van Gaal prepared to offer Dani Alves bumper terms to make a free transfer switch to Old Trafford.
Clubs in Italy, such as Inter Milan and Juventus, are additional suitors, whilst there's also speculation from Germany that Borussia Dortmund, are also weighing up an offer.
As for the player himself, it all seems like the heated transfer talk is like water off a duck's back, clearly retaining his sense of humour, amidst the clamour of journalists keen to grab a scoop on his potential destination.