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Cesar Azpilicueta took to Twitter on Friday evening to post a heartfelt goodbye message to Chelsea and Spain teammate Fernando Torres, following news of the striker's imminent move to AC Milan.
Bayern Munich are almighty in the Bundesliga and in Europe, while Manchester City are an emerging force - but what about AS Roma?
The trio shared their views on the Toffees' group-stage draw.
Liverpool have been grouped into a Champions League mini-division along with Real Madrid, FC Basel and Ludogorets Razgrad.
Chelsea have reportedly already lined up a replacement for AC Milan-bound Fernando Torres, with the club said to have activated the buy-out clause in Loic Remy's QPR contract.
The £25 million summer signing has returned to action at Melwood, while Mario Balotelli looks to have settled in perfectly.
Arsenal's group fate has been decided but unless two problem areas are amended, they will not sustain a Champions League challenge.
Richard Keys has said that Ashley Cole should have gone to the World Cup ahead of Manchester United's Luke Shaw if Roy Hodgson knew about his fitness issues.
George R. R. Martin’s most recent novel in the Song of Ice and Fire series appears to be where Telltale’s story game starts.
Former Chelsea winger Mohamed Salah has joined Liverpool from AS Roma.
Liverpool and Tottenham have both been linked to Max Meyer.
Peterborough United are attempting to sign Luke McGee from Tottenham Hotspur.
Potential Leeds addition Ezgjan Alioski has been winning plenty of praise.
Arsenal legend offers remarkable snub to Tottenham's current side.
Everton are said to be proposing a swap deal with Burnley for Michael Keane.
Sheffield Wednesday's Gary Hooper spent three years on the books of Celtic and remains popular with Bhoys supporters, it seems.
Leeds have been linked with three impressive attacking additions over the past 24 hours.
The Leeds United defender is said to have interest from Scotland, with Brendan Rodgers' Celtic the most likely suitors.
Tottenham Hotspur are known to be looking for a new striker, but won't be able to sign Sandro Ramirez, who is about to move to Everton.