"I was going to ring in last night but I was so embarrassed and disgusted!"
The omens are never good when a phonecall starts with those words...
Luckily for those on the other end of the call, however, this particular speaker was not aiming his frustrations at them.
No, these are the words of a loyal West Ham fan expressing his deep frustrations at current boss Sam Allardyce.
Terry - as he is known - went on to list several points of dissatisfaction, also naming a particularly interesting solution: the installment of former Hammers striker Paolo Di Canio as Allardyce's replacement.
Some other memorable quotes were...
"Allardyce hasn't got a lot of idea - I think he might have lost it by now. I really do."
"I said Sam: 'Why are you playing [Modibo] Maiga? He ain't worth two bob!'"
"After 55 minutes, he takes Carlton Cole off and brings on that Maiga - who hasn't scored for a year. He's having a laugh, ain't he!?"
"There's only one man for the job, we all know who that is: the king, Paolo Di Canio!"
"Some Russian smurf has come along and they've [Chelsea] had a bit of success."
Watch the rant in full here: