Crystal Palace will stay up, aliens told me so

An encounter of the paranormal kind has led Palace fan Stephany Cohen to reveal that the club will stay up, after a message from extra-terrestrials.

Spiritual healer Stephany Cohen from Bromley has put her neck on the line and suggested that Crystal Palace will survive the drop this season.

This isn't just an aimless guess, akin to that of a punter in the pub though, this verdict comes from contact with aliens.

Cohen, 52, claims that during one of her regular chats with aliens, she was told that Crystal Palace WILL NOT be relegated this season, despite a poor start to the campaign.

If Palace were to avoid the drop, it would be the first time in their history that following promotion they have avoided instant relegation back to the second tier of English football.

Cohen remains adamant that the South London side will remain in the Premier League, a belief that has only been strengthened by her alien encounter.

"They [the aliens] are being positive. It will be hard work but it will pay off."

Stephany Cohen first came to public attention in 2012 when she claimed that she was the reincarnation of Roman Catholic Saint, Joan of Arc.

New Palace boss Tony Pulis may just require some divine intervention, as he fights the odds to keep the Eagles in the Premier League in 2014.

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