There was a tabloid catalogue full of headlines from the weekend's Premier League action, as was demonstrated by Arsenal's defiance of the media who questioned whether they could defeat a top team, Manchester City's 7-0 slaying of Norwich City and Chelsea's return to London from Newcastle with nothing to show for their efforts.
However, the stories within those games also produced numerous memorable highlights, see below… and let us know which is your favourite.
1): Bark-ary Sagna? Frenchman ain't having it
2): Is this a dive?
3): Unexpected goal of the weekend
4): Rooney at his merking best, before nutmegging the ref for good measure
5): Most heroic performance: Lloris knocked unconscious by Lukaku's knee, doesn't know where he is but goes on to finish the game… with a clean sheet!
6): And finally… when you're the only one in the crowd to go fully equipped to Goodison Park with Blade-style sunnies
I think it was sunny at Goodison Park today... pic.twitter.com/DPRwy9jB2s— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 3, 2013