#UnlikelyFootballQuotes has been trending on Twitter for three days now and it's not the first time it's taken the social media arena by storm. It featured for a lengthy spell back in April and, in the past 24 hours alone, has featured thousands of posts ranging from the bonkers to the illiterate.
Here we post the highlights but, alas, not all of the best can be published for, well, legal reasons.
#UnlikelyFootballQuotes We're not taking it one game at a time. We're playing all our games in one massive ultimate football weekend.— Tom Hugh Little (@carlisletom) September 5, 2013
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We have found Nemo!!! He was in Fellainis hair. #UnlikelyFootballQuotes— Lebigmc (@lebigmc5times) September 5, 2013
Or in Arsenal's dressing-room…
#unlikelyfootballquotes "you don't usually get this good a player for 4.25 mil-wait, we signed him for HOW MUCH?" - Arsene Wenger— Bagas Togatorop (@bagastoga) September 5, 2013
For some reason this reminds me of Moe Syzlak.
This has to happen.
#unlikelyfootballquotes "You boys lift the cup today, I've left my kit at home" - John Terry— Nethaniel Scott (@NS_Scott) September 5, 2013
If watching one major European final from the sidelines before changing into your blues in order to fit in with team photographs when his mates celebrated with the trophy didn't bring enough e-ridicule, Chelsea's John Terry did exactly the same thing precisely one year later. But hey, he has two European titles to show for it and we don't.
The manager is switching to a new formation. Looks like he's going for two in the pink and one in the stink #unlikelyfootballquotes— Chris McLaughlin (@Nostrildamus27) September 5, 2013
I… no comment.
#UnlikelyFootballQuotes Just a minute of stoppage time at Old Trafford!— comedy king (@circusofowen) September 5, 2013
'Moyes Time' doesn't quite have the same ring to it as 'Fergie Time' so maybe a solo minute at the end of 90 is something we'll see this season.
Ha, this is decent photo-shopping. It took a while for it all to sink in… or maybe that's because I was more appalled by the misspelling of Tottenham.
He'd merk all of them. One after the other.
"No. I have no fachts about Manshester United. I would like to talk about Liverpool" Rafa Benitez #UnlikelyFootballQuotes— Niko (@SpartanZA) September 5, 2013
Only Liverpool-related Tweet I could find that didn't mention: 'And Liverpool have finally won a Premier League title!'
#UnlikelyFootballQuotes He shoots! It's on target! And now he's being arrested for murder.— Kili (@Hasty_Kili) September 5, 2013
Congratulations, you just won the internet.
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