You'll like this.
Lord grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change.
The courage to change the things I can.
The wisdom to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me give 100% at work -
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
Help me to remember, when I'm having a bad day,
And it seems that people are trying to wind me up,
It takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 muscles to smile and only 4 to extend my hand.....
And smack them in the mouth!
image: © theowl84