PICTURE SPOOF: Wayne Rooney and Luis Suarez offered film roles

Luis Suarez Penalty Claim

If Liverpool and Manchester United's wantaway stars were to make it to the movies, which film would they star in?

And no, Shrek is far too obvious...

Both Rooney and Suarez are desperate to move away from their respective clubs, with Suarez vocal about it and Rooney keeping hush, publicly at least.

It makes you wonder, if with the Premier League season kicking off on Saturday they didn't have a few regrets, Suarez especially over his lengthy self-induced ban.

Tired of the transfer talk, we have taken a light-hearted look at a casting where their recent actions might land them if they were to head to Hollywood.

Suarez especially already has a reputation as quite the actor.

If only Wayne Rooney really had hair like this...

Dumb & Dumber - Suarez & Rooney poster

Which other films could you see the pair starring in?

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