The best hedge fund ad slogans on Twitter

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The news that the SEC will begin allowing hedge fund to publicly advertise has set Twitter ablaze with suggestions on for slogans. Or, as they say on twitter, #hedgefundslogans. Here are some of our favorites.

Some of our favorites:

"Fee all that you can fee."

"Trades great! More billing!"-

"Can't spell hedge fund without F-U-N!"

"You may remember our stock picks on Twitter"

"Please don't squeeze the Ackman"

"Two and Twenty-Somethings"

"Alpha for the rest of us!"

"Come for the survivorship bias-inflated returns, stay for the five year lock-up period."

"Hedged today, gone tomorrow."

"I don't always pay for underperformance, but when I do I pay 2 and 20."

"Real men don't need liquidity"

"I'm a Tepper, You're a Tepper"

They SEC, NFA, and @whitehouse are in our pockets.... Shouldn't you be?

-By CNBC's John Carney. Follow me on Twitter @Carney  

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