How Do HSBC Men Shape Up In The Relationship Stakes ?

Death Of A Thousand Cuts

You might not be able to judge a book by its cover, but you can sure tell a lot about a (male) banker from where he works...

Although our researcher is unable to give you a run-down on every financial markets employee, she does have an intimate knowledge of several firms by virtue of the relationships she has enjoyed with members of their staff over the years.

First off, the judging criteria: grooming, personality, net worth, intelligence, ambition, loyalty, honesty, respect and physical attributes.

And here's how the men at HSBC were rated (out of 10, 10 being the highest mark):

Grooming: 6 - basic rather than sophisticated

Personality: 6 - love to laugh at their own jokes

Net Worth: 6 - it's HSBC

Intelligence: 8 - smarter than they look

Ambition: 7 - not overly ambitious, allowing them to have more time with their partners and family

Loyalty / honesty: 9 - these guys will always try to do the right thing

Respect: 8 - even-tempered, laid-back and respectful

Physical attributes: 6 - more Johnny Rotten than Johnny Depp

Total points score - 56 (70.0%)


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