How Do Citi Men Shape Up In The Partnership Stakes ?

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Although our researcher is unable to give you a run-down on every financial markets employee, she does have an intimate knowledge of several firms by virtue of the relationships she has enjoyed with members of their staff over the years.

First off, the judging criteria: grooming, personality, net worth, intelligence, ambition, loyalty, honesty, respect and physical attributes.

And here's how the men at Citi were rated (out of 10, 10 being the highest mark):

Grooming: 6 - these guys try hard, but image isn't everything to them

Personality: 9 - always smiling and cracking jokes; they'd laugh if their ass was on fire

Net Worth: 6 - taken a bit of a knock since 2008

Intelligence: 6 - more Albert Square than Albert Einstein

Ambition: 7 - fairly modest work goals, but big into family

Loyalty / honesty: 9 - guys to settle down and grow old and bored with

Respect: 8 - will never take advantage of you, and will always behave in a considerate and respectful manner

Physical attributes: 5 - why do you think they have such a great sense of humor ?

Total points score - 56 (70.0%)

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