HF: Well, hello there, Karren Brady! English football's one and only woman and therefore hardened proof - PROOF!!!! - that it is not a bastion of anachronistic sexists, talk us through your outfit.
KB: Well, I always have big hair, you know. It's my thing.
HF: Oh we know.
KB: So as this is a special occasion I pinned it up with a special hairclip, possibly from Butler and Wilson. And for my dress, I'm wearing one of those optical illusion dresses.
HF: You mean, basically a version of the dresses Stella McCartney made last year, but probably not by Stella McCartney?
KB: Exactly that. It's gold and white, for an understated superhero look. Not the Wonder Woman-like belt.
KB: I'm also especially fond of this clutch bag, which is why I am cupping it, like a baby bird.
HF: Lovely. Now Karren, why the extra consonant in your name?
KB: Bog off.
Ladies and gentlemen - Ms Karren Brady!