The Friday Football Special is here, and for QPR and Reading fans - perhaps the humour will carry them through the end of a painful week.
Barca were thumped and the world of football has turned on it's head. No more ticki-tacki footy. It's all about brutal efficiency.
Or if your QPR and Reading, it's just brutal.
As Alan Pardew irons his parachute James Alexander Gordon looks at the life of a real footballer, there's a Rossi tweet to be analysed and a song about the once great Barca.
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