Liverpool's Luis Suarez has dominated the news, so what else has been left to discuss in this week's Friday Football Special?
Just as every gag about Luis Suarez biting into something has been exhausted, along comes the all new FFS with gags a-plenty about everything else in football.
Watch Professor Stat offer analysis of Geordie match attire, Agent Bond given a Mission Impossible and a song about squeaky bum time.
Each show is published weekly on FFS’s YouTube channel, The Football Special, with sketches from the show published separately throughout the rest of the week. You can also subscribe via iTunes for your weekly fix of football banter.