It's as simple as this: there is no reason to ever buy pre-made guacamole. Unless you're in a Mexican restaurant. Or if you're in a place that has no avocados for sale. (Like the corner store.)
Fulham have reportedly made a fresh approach for a high profile Russian Premier League star.
Sunderland are targeting the arrival of three international players before the weekend Premier League match against West Ham United.
Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing Anderlecht midfielder Lucas Biglia as a replacement for Alex Song.
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Everton spend 75% of their budget on wages. Expect more of the same from other clubs over the coming years.
West Ham United take on Leicester City in David Moyes' first home match as Hammers boss on Friday night.
Alan Pardew is reportedly a candidate in the running for the West Bromwich Albion job.
Tottenham Hotspur won against Borussia Dortmund in the Champions League this week.
Leeds United were beaten 4-1 by Wolverhampton Wanderers last night, and have sunk to 10th place in the Championship table.
Tottenham Hotspur lost against Arsenal in the North London derby last weekend.
Liverpool have been linked with Julian Draxler on loan from PSG.
Tottenham Hotspur produced another Champions League scalp to beat Borussia Dortmund on Tuesday.
Simunovic hadn't played for Celtic since late September before Wednesday.
Brendan Rodgers’s Celtic were hammered by Paris Saint-Germain in the Champions League on Wednesday.
Leeds United were beaten 4-1 by Wolverhampton Wanderers last night.
Manchester City have returned close to a third of their allocation for Sunday's Premier League match at Arsenal, after supporters balked at the £62 ticket price.
And as many as 3,000 jobs may have to go.
The scale of the London’s demise has been laid bare by figures that show the number of frontline workers in the banking industry has fallen to an eight-year low.