It's as simple as this: there is no reason to ever buy pre-made guacamole. Unless you're in a Mexican restaurant. Or if you're in a place that has no avocados for sale. (Like the corner store.)
Fulham have reportedly made a fresh approach for a high profile Russian Premier League star.
Sunderland are targeting the arrival of three international players before the weekend Premier League match against West Ham United.
Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing Anderlecht midfielder Lucas Biglia as a replacement for Alex Song.
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Everton spend 75% of their budget on wages. Expect more of the same from other clubs over the coming years.
Queens Park Rangers midfielder Karl Henry criticised Nottingham Forest star Henri Lansbury following the match against Newcastle United.
The Aston Villa boss was linked with the Leeds star when manager at Premier League Hull City.
Could Arsenal star Mesut Ozil return to Real Madrid?
The Nottingham Forest midfielder was involved in two highly controversial incidents on Friday night.
Arsenal will face West Ham United in the Premier League this weekend.
The Liverpool star has named Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez and Neymar as the world's top three players.
Part of an overhaul that sees the bank focusing more on wealth management.
West Ham United and Arsenal will face each other in the Premier League this weekend.
Football fans have not held back on Twitter after West Ham United striker Simone Zaza swapped shirts with Manchester United star Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
The Portuguese midfielder is still revered at many of his clubs. Rangers and Mark Warburton should look to bring him to Ibrox.
Manchester City have returned close to a third of their allocation for Sunday's Premier League match at Arsenal, after supporters balked at the £62 ticket price.
And as many as 3,000 jobs may have to go.
The scale of the London’s demise has been laid bare by figures that show the number of frontline workers in the banking industry has fallen to an eight-year low.