It's as simple as this: there is no reason to ever buy pre-made guacamole. Unless you're in a Mexican restaurant. Or if you're in a place that has no avocados for sale. (Like the corner store.)
Fulham have reportedly made a fresh approach for a high profile Russian Premier League star.
Sunderland are targeting the arrival of three international players before the weekend Premier League match against West Ham United.
Arsenal are reportedly interested in signing Anderlecht midfielder Lucas Biglia as a replacement for Alex Song.
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Everton spend 75% of their budget on wages. Expect more of the same from other clubs over the coming years.
Can the Leeds United head coach give Marcus Antonsson a second wind?
Bordeaux have reportedly agreed a deal for Alexandre Mendy. It could pave way for Liverpool to sign Gaetan Laborde.
The late appointment of a new manager means Leeds United are playing catch-up in the transfer market.
Pedro Caixinha’s Rangers are reportedly interested in Aberdeen midfielder Kenny McLean.
Rangers' determination to sign Hearts winger Jamie Walker appears to be paying off and Ian Cathro's side even have a replacement lined up.
Can Tottenham persuade Matias Vecino to sign?
Everton reportedly are leading the race to sign Abdul Baba Rahman.
Leeds United are reportedly on the brink of another signing.
Celtic moving for Leeds star Charlie Taylor could hurt the Championship side financially.
The Celtic hitman does not seem prepared to cover Moussa Dembele again next season.
Manchester City have returned close to a third of their allocation for Sunday's Premier League match at Arsenal, after supporters balked at the £62 ticket price.
And as many as 3,000 jobs may have to go.
The scale of the London’s demise has been laid bare by figures that show the number of frontline workers in the banking industry has fallen to an eight-year low.