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Arsene Wenger Says That Arsenal Can Still Win Capital One Cup - Spoof

Wenger Statue

Despite being knocked out of the Capital One Cup by League Two side Bradford City Tuesday evening, Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger remains confident that the club can still win the tournament.

'The fans need to get behind the team', Arsenal's boss told journalists this morning, 'They must stop this negativity and look on the bright side. After all, it's only 8 years since we delivered'.

'Arsenal remain unbeaten since last night', said Wenger, and, despite being knocked out of the Capital One Cup, he confirmed: 'I am confident that we can still win this tournament. We have the players. We are a quality team. We have the desire. Anything is possible'.

'There is nothing between us and Manchester United, Manchester City and Chelsea', he continued. 'What does a few trophies matter ?'.

Wenger said that he was confident that Arsenal would go on a run, and could perhaps win back-to-matches. 'What is all this talk about not winning anything ?', Wenger said, 'Did you see those penalties against West Brom last weekend ? We won those, didn't we ?'.

'We are in good form', Wenger said, 'We take comfort that we can produce such great players - just look at how many of them now star for our rivals'.

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