31 Amusing Headlines That Actually Made It Into Print

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Here's a selection of 31 amusing headlines that actually made it into print.

1. Grandmother Of Eight Makes Hole In One

2. Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing

3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers

4. House Passes Gas Tax Onto Senate

5. Stiff Opposition Expected To Casketless Funeral Plan

6. Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung

7. William Kelly Was Fed Secretary

8. Milk Drinkers Are Turning To Powder

9. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted

10. Quarter Of A Million Chinese Live On Water

11. Farmer Bill Dies In House

12. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms

13. Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?

14. Prostitutes Appeal To Pope

15. Panda Mating Fails - Veterinarian Takes Over

16. NJ Judge To Rule On Nude Beach

17. Child's Stool Great For Use In Garden

18. Dr. Ruth To Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors

19. Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again

20. Organ Festival Ends In Smashing Climax

21. Eye Drops Off Shelf

22. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim

23. Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon

24. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax

25. Lawmen From Mexico Barbecue Guests

26. Miners Refuse To Work After Death

27. Two Soviet Ships Collide - One Dies

28. Two Sisters Reunite After Eighteen Years At Checkout Counter

29. Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency

30. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures

31. Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years

Sources: Bert Christensen, Best Headlines, Oddee, Anvari.com

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