These are said to be REAL life examples.
'If I were hired I would demonstrate my loyalty by having the corporate logo tattooed on my forearm'.
'Would it possible to be paid in cash? I’m kind of laying low right now'.
'Do you have a mint ? I’m pretty sure my breath is still stanky'.
'I haven’t had lunch so I am going to eat while you interview me'.
'What can you do for me ? What are the benefits - like vacations, promotions and bonuses ?'
'I left my last job because I have a problem with authority'.
'But I'm not wanted in this state!'.
'My curfew starts at 7pm. Can we make sure this interview is wrapped up by 6 ?'.
'But I didn't steal it; I just borrowed it!'.