You've got to hand it to those spammers - some of 'em have even got a sense of humour.
Here's something a spammer tried (unsuccessfully) to post on to one of our blog entries:
'I'm currently being held prisoner by the Russian mafia and being forced to post spam comments on blogs and forums. If you don't approve this, they will kill me.
They're coming back now. Please help me!'.
Then there was the usual link to a penis enlargement ad.