Here's a little something sent in by one of our readers. It's an e-mail recently sent out internally to her group by a first year Deloitte analyst.
'It's been nearly 4 months at Deloitte, so I think we should have some sort of Xmas awards ceremony for us ladies about the stuff that really matters at work i.e. gossip / the boys! This probably massively violates the HR equal opportunities policy, but never mind! It's all for fun and a bit of a laugh.
Ok, so the categories are below, please get your votes in asap, I'll send out the results on Friday 18th Dec (that is all I will be doing that day as I will be SO hungover from the ball!)
Any comments as to why you've picked a certain person that are particularly good / hilarious can be included, anonymously, of course ;)
1.) Fittest Boy - Looks
2.) Fittest Boy - Body
3.) Best Dressed Boy
4.) Boy Most Likely To Sleep His Way To The Top
5.) Best Piece Of Gossip
6.) Most Attractive 'Older' Member of Staff (i.e above analyst grade)
7.) Boy With The Best Personality
8.) Most Hilarious / Embarrassing Moment A Girl Has Had
9.) The Official Deloitte First-year Analyst Girls 'Man of the Year'
'She forgot the category for 'Girl Most Likely To Get Fired'.