We're looking for the best Bloomberg headers. We don't have a prize for the best one, but we'll add it to this list to help keep your brethren amused.
Desperation informs the fool.
More efficient: The DMV or Jury Duty?
I was just checking to see if I was standing on plastic.
You don't need a weatherman to see which way the wind blows.
There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets.
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side.
Summertime, when the livin' is easy...
i predict a riot
Here are our favourites:
"It ain't about how hard u hit"
"Use soft words and hard arguments"
"Is this part of the cure?"
"ABCP: Not a spelling error"
"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity"
And one we don't understand:
"In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks"
We know cracked bells go for more than that. So what is it? * **
Anyway, if you've got a good one (or an answer to the above), please send it in.
* Writes Support Analyst reader at UBS: When Dan Ackroyd gets to rock bottom and tries to sell his Swiss watch in Trading Places, the pawn shop dealer (Bo Diddely I believe) says this line to him after Dan spews the whole spec of the Swiss watch.
** And from the guy from BarCap who has it as his header: Is from the movie "Trading Places". Great movie you should see it - early Eddie Murphy and Dan Ackroyd. I have as my header because it was spoken by Bo Didley who died last week.