Here's a little something sent in by one of our readers:
A man and his wife were having some problems at home, and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00am, as he had to leave early on a morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00am". He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up - only to discover it was 9:00am. He had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him up, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It's 5:00am. Wake up."
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied , "...in-laws! "
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could legally do to him".
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. " The wife responded, "Allow me to explain. God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me. God made me stupid, so I would be attracted to you!
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH, AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !