Don't We Know It's Bonus Time! (II)

Here's the follow-up to last year's 'Will They Know It's Bonus time ?' Once again, this little ditty should be sung to the tune of Band Aid's 'Do They Know It's Christmas'.

It's bonus time,
How much will our boss get paid ?

At bonus time,
We soon find out how much he's made.

And at this time of sharing,
It's no use expecting much

He's bound to get the biggest wad this bonus time.

But say a prayer,
Pray that he gets none

At bonus time, let's hope that we'll have some.

He's taken all the credit,
For all that work we've done

Why should he get all the dosh this bonus time ?

He comes in late each morning,
Smokin' that large cigar.

Please God give him a zero bonus, he's the worse boss by far.

And there won't be much joy here again this bonus time,
If his cheque is 10 times as big as mine!

Our boss is such a tw.t,
Why can't the firm see that ?

He shouldn't get a bonus cheque at all.

And here's to us who did all the work,
Don't let our dosh end up with that berk.

He shouldn't get a bonus cheque at all.

Fire the loser,

He shouldn't get a bonus cheque at all.

Fire the loser,

He shouldn't get a bonus cheque at all.

Fire the loser,

He shouldn't get a bonus cheque at all................

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