Something For The Weekend

An organisation is like a tree full of monkeys...

All on different limbs, at different levels....

Some climbing up....

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.....

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but a.s.holes.


What's the difference between the Pope and your boss ?

The Pope is entitled to have his ring kissed


True quotes from the boss:

'What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter'.

'This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it'.

'Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say'.

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