Welcome to this morning's transfer round-up. This edition features 'Steven N'Zonzi still interesting Arsenal?' and 'New Arsenal deal for Mesut Özil?' plus more, so delve in below.
It's not easy to predict what will resonate with people, but these strange products sure did. They're all million-dollar ideas.
Rangers saw Derek McInnes snub a move to Ibrox last week.
West Ham United face a second London derby in four days as Arsenal visit the London Stadium on Wednesday night.
West Bromwich Albion boss Alan Pardew is keen to improve his side in the January transfer window.
Ibrox side Glasgow Rangers have been tracking Motherwell's Louis Moult for some time.
Tottenham Hotspur were drawn against Juventus for the first knockout stage in the Champions League.
Celtic face Hamilton on Wednesday night in the Scottish Premiership.
Modou Barrow endured a difficult loan spell at Leeds last season.
Everton striker Sandro may be relying on Sam Allardyce failing to sign a striker in January.
West Ham United captain Mark Noble has hit back at Manchester City' Fabian Delph and other detractors over recent comments.
Everton attacker leads the scoring in the under-18 Premier League.
Juventus star predicts tough Champions League tie with Tottenham.
Tottenham Hotspur and Liverpool will go through to the Champions League quarter-finals, predicts Stan Collymore.
Aston Villa fans are eager to see Crystal Palace forward Christian Benteke brought back to Villa Park.
Tottenham Hotspur will face off against Juventus in the next stage of the Champions League.
West Ham United striker Diafra Sakho is reportedly wanted by Cardiff City.
Newcastle United midfielder Mikel Merino was in woeful form as Rafael Benitez's side beat Leicester City.
Leeds were forced to withdraw Caleb Ekuban from Saturday's win against QPR on Saturday.
Mark Warburton left Ibrox this year but says Glasgow Rangers will continue to struggle to compete with Celtic.
Another social media faux pas from Leeds United midfielder Mateusz Klich?
West Ham United goalkeeper Joe Hart has seen his place in David Moyes' team come under threat.